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Cocó na fralda

Cocó na Fralda

Peripécias, pilhérias e parvoíces de meia dúzia de alminhas (e um cão).

Deve ser preciso ter muita paciência

Uma agência de viagens publicou algumas das queixas idiotas de clientes insatisfeitos.
Nossa senhora, como há gente idiota no mundo, não?

1. “On my holiday to Goa in India , I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food. - PRÉMIO: E O COZIDO À PORTUGUESA, CADÊ?
2. “We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price.” - PRÉMIO: POR ÁGUA ABAIXO
3. “The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room.” PRÉMIO: AREIA DEMAIS PARA A MINHA CAMIONETA
4. “We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow.” PRÉMIO: BRANCO-SUJO
5. “They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax.” PRÉMIO: FÉRIAS ALTAMENTE STRESSANTES 
6. “No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared.” PRÉMIO: SERMÃO DE SANTO ANTÓNIO AOS PEIXES
7. “Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers.” PRÉMIO: PUBLICIDADE ENGANOSA
8. “We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish.” PRÉMIO: EM ROMA SÊ... ROMANO?
9. “It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair.” PRÉMIO: DÁ PARA TROCAR O MAPA?
10. “I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends’ three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller.” PRÉMIO: O TAMANHO AFINAL CONTA
11. “It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel.” PRÉMIO: É FAVOR USAR A BOLA DE CRISTAL PARA A PRÓXIMA
12. “I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes.” PRÉMIO: PÕE FENISTIL QUE ISSO PASSA
13. “My fiance and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked.” PRÉMIO: JUNTAR A FOME COM A VONTADE DE COMER FAZ A BARRIGA CRESCER (E AGORA PAGUEM AS FRALDAS, RAIOSVOSPARTAM)

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